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 4.8 (7613 Reviews)

check_circle Wipes, tissues, and underwear; everything needed for a shart emergency.

check_circle Metal tin packaging; looks serious but delivers hilarious surprise.

check_circle Perfect for White Elephant Parties

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My buddy laughed so hard when he opened it and then realized it actually had wipes and underwear inside.

Mark W.
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What's Included

  • 1 Compact Metal Tin Case
  • 1 Pack of Tissues
  • 1 Pack of Non-Alcoholic Wet Wipes
  • 1 Pair of Disposable Underwear
  • 1 Survivor’s Badge
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Shipping & Returns

Orders are processed within 1–2 business days and ship within the continental USA in 5–7 business days.

We accept returns within 30 days of delivery on unused items in original condition.

For assistance, contact our support team and we’ll help you with your return or replacement.

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    Packed With The Essentials

    A hilarious yet fully stocked emergency kit featuring disposable undies, wipes, tissues, and a survivor’s badge for life’s unexpected moments.

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    Laugh Through Life’s Little Accidents

    This kit turns awkward moments into comedy gold while keeping you clean and covered.

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     Loved by 21,500+ Customers
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    FAQs

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    Is this a real survival kit or a joke?

    It’s both; it’s a hilarious gag gift that also includes real emergency essentials.

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    What’s actually inside the kit?

    You’ll get wipes, tissues, disposable underwear, an instruction card, and a survivor’s badge.

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    How big is the kit?

    It’s pocket-sized and portable, about 4 x 5 inches, perfect for travel or gifting.

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    Is the packaging discreet?

    Yes; it ships in a plain box so the surprise stays intact.

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    Can I actually use the items?

    Absolutely; every item inside is real and functional.

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    What if I don’t like it?

    We offer a 30-day money-back guarantee on all unused kits.

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    Reviews

    • Bought this as a joke for my buddy before a long drive. We all laughed when he opened it, but then karma hit and he actually needed it halfway through the trip. Never seen a gag gift come in so clutch.

      Jake M.

    • I brought this to our office party thinking it’d just get laughs. People were fighting over it. The packaging looks so serious it fooled everyone at first. Total crowd favorite.

      Tina S.

    • Got it as a prank from my girlfriend, and I laughed so hard. Two weeks later, let’s just say it saved the day after some bad tacos. Five stars for usefulness and comedy.

      Chris R.

    • I gave this to my grandpa for his birthday and he was in tears laughing. He said it’s the most thoughtful gift anyone’s ever given him. He now keeps it in his car “just in case.”

      Michelle P.

    • I thought this would be some cheap joke item, but it actually comes in a legit metal case and the wipes are decent quality. It’s hilarious and surprisingly well made.

      Andre K.

    • Packed this in my husband’s suitcase as a surprise and we couldn’t stop laughing when he found it. The wipes and undies are real, so we ended up keeping it for our travel bag.

      Laura D.